You really don’t care,
you surely can’t dare,
and your house and your desk
look a dump.
When no one calls up
to go out for a cup
you recline in your chair
like a lump.
Your life has gone flat,
you’re verging on fat,
and you’d easily pass
for a grump.
Well, I’m in a slump
and you’re in a slump–
let’s go have some tea,
you and me.
